Lizardfolk Snake Oil Salesman by Mia Kay M3DM
Description
He tips his bowler hat with three clawed fingers, holds up a small ornate bottle, and grins the wide, unnerving grin of someone who absolutely believes in what he's selling — or wants you to think he does.
- ✔ 32mm scale resin miniature, printed fresh to order in the UK
- ✔ Supplied unpainted and ready to prime
- ✔ Compatible with D&D, Pathfinder, and all tabletop RPGs
- ✔ Equally at home on the gaming table or the display shelf
Part travelling salesman, part confidence artist, and entirely too well-dressed for someone whose wares are of uncertain provenance, the Lizardfolk Snake Oil Salesman is one of those rare miniatures that tells you a whole character the moment you set eyes on it. He stands with the practised ease of someone who has talked his way out of — and into — a great deal of trouble. His ruffled cravat, buttoned waistcoat, and wide-brimmed bowler hat are the armour of a different kind of combatant. The rows of small vials belted at his waist suggest inventory. The ornate bottle raised in one clawed hand suggests a pitch is already underway. The walking cane planted at his side suggests he's been at this a long time.
Whether he's a charismatic Rogue working an angle, a fast-talking Bard with a wagon full of dubious tonics, or a recurring NPC whose elixirs turn out to be either genuinely miraculous or catastrophically mislabelled, this sculpt earns its place at any table. He's equally at home in a frontier town, a city market district, or as the unexpected contact who tips the party off to a job — for a modest consideration, of course.
Perfect for adventurers who:
- Need a memorable merchant NPC with immediate personality and lore hooks
- Are playing a Rogue, Bard, or Sorcerer with a flair for the theatrical
- Want a charismatic villain, dubious ally, or comic foil for their campaign
- Collect lizardfolk miniatures or humanoid NPCs for their display shelf
Encounter Hook:
The party arrives in a small settlement to find a crowd gathered around a lizardfolk in a bowler hat, holding aloft a bottle of shimmering golden liquid and declaring it a cure for everything from wyvern bites to existential dread. Three townsfolk have already bought a vial. The local apothecary is furious. And someone in the crowd just slipped a folded note into the rogue's pocket — it reads: "Don't let him leave town. He has something that belongs to us."
Details
This miniature is printed at 32mm scale and arrives ready to prime and paint. The version with an integrated base comes as a single piece; the plain base variant ships with the base separate for easy attachment. Every piece is checked before dispatch — minor marks from support removal are possible and can be tidied with light filing.
Sculpted by Mia Kay M3DM — visit their page to see more of their work.
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