Goblin Diva Kiss by Epic Miniatures

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Description

When the Goblin Diva takes the stage, even the toughest mercenaries stop mid-brawl — not because her music is good, but because nobody dares tell her it isn't.

  • ✔ 32mm scale resin miniature, printed fresh to order in the UK
  • ✔ Supplied unpainted and ready to prime
  • ✔ Compatible with D&D, Pathfinder, and all tabletop RPGs
  • ✔ Equally at home on the gaming table or the display shelf

This gloriously characterful goblin bard is mid-performance and absolutely loving it. She holds a maraca aloft in one clawed hand, eyes closed in self-assured ecstasy, while a large bamboo-and-rope lute rests against her other side. She's draped in layered rope jewellery and a flowing skirt, and crowning the whole ensemble is the pièce de résistance: a roaring tiger skull perched atop her head like the world's most intimidating fascinator. The sculpt captures every detail — from the braided texture of her outfit to the expressive curl of her lips mid-kiss-face.

This is variation #2929 from Epic Miniatures, a distinctive pose that leans fully into the theatrical energy of the character. Whether you're playing a goblin bard PC with maximum charisma and minimum shame, or you need an eccentric NPC running the entertainment at a goblin settlement, this sculpt delivers personality in spades. The level of detail — particularly the tiger skull headdress and the instrument's bamboo construction — makes her a rewarding painting project as much as a table-ready character.

This mini works brilliantly for adventurers who:

  • Are playing a goblin bard and want a sculpt that matches the energy
  • Need a memorable NPC entertainer for a goblin camp, tribal gathering, or seedy tavern
  • Want a character that doubles as a showpiece on the display shelf
  • Love eccentric sculpts full of character and paintable detail

Encounter Hook: The party arrives at a goblin market to broker a ceasefire between two warring clans — only to find both chiefs distracted, locked in an argument over who gets to book the Goblin Diva for their next feast. She's standing centre-stage, smirking, aware of exactly what she's doing. Getting an audience with either chief means going through her first — and her price is a performance critique, delivered in goblin, from each party member.

Details

  • Scale: 32mm heroic scale
  • Supplied unpainted — primed and ready for your brushwork
  • Pre-supported for clean, reliable results
  • Sculpted by Epic Miniatures

Pairs well with other goblinoid warbands and lively grassland plains encounters — or explore the full range from Epic Miniatures.

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Ready to add this adventurer to your collection? Order today and we'll print it fresh for you here in the UK.

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