Barry the Beer Golem by Mia Kay M3DM
Regular price
£5.00
Description
Nobody quite knows who enchanted the brewery barrels, or why they arranged themselves into something with fists — but Barry has been bouncing troublemakers out of the Gilded Flagon ever since, and nobody's argued with him twice.
- ✔ 32mm scale resin miniature, printed fresh to order in the UK
- ✔ Supplied unpainted and ready to prime
- ✔ Compatible with D&D, Pathfinder, and all tabletop RPGs
- ✔ Equally at home on the gaming table or the display shelf
Barry the Beer Golem is a gloriously absurd magical construct sculpted with genuine craft and care. His body is assembled from iron-banded wooden barrels — torso, legs, and arms all bound together with rope and rivets — topped off with a bulbous, fleshy head that suggests someone's enchantment work was slightly off-brief. He carries a pair of large barrel tankards, one slung over each shoulder, and stands in a wide-legged stance that radiates an unmistakable bouncer energy. The sculpt is rich with texture: wood grain, barrel hoops, rope bindings, and knuckled fists all rendered with the kind of detail that rewards a careful paint job.
Whether you're running a comedy-infused tavern encounter, a wildly homebrew dungeon full of magical mishaps, or you simply want the most charismatic construct on your display shelf, Barry earns his place at any table.
Perfect for adventurers who:
- Need a memorable golem encounter with personality to spare
- Are building a tavern, brewery, or merchant district in their campaign setting
- Want a conversation-starting piece for their miniature collection or display shelf
- Are looking for a genuinely characterful construct that rewards time at the painting desk
Encounter Hook:
The party has been hired to investigate why the Ambervale Brewery's stock keeps disappearing overnight. What they find in the cellar is a barrel-built golem named Barry, faithfully following his last instruction — "guard the good stuff" — for forty years, blissfully unaware the brewery closed down and the beer ran out decades ago.
Details
Printed at 32mm scale. Supplied unpainted and ready for priming. The model comes attached to a detailed base as a single piece. As with all high-detail resin prints, minor support marks are possible; these are easily tidied up before painting. Fully cured and support-cleaned before dispatch.
Sculpted by Mia Kay M3DM — visit their page to see more of their work.
Mitz & Simz — the cats are between adventuring days and cannot be disturbed.
A natural companion for construct encounters and mountain encounters enthusiasts — see more from Mia Kay M3DM.
Ready to add this adventurer to your collection? Order today and we'll print it fresh for you here in the UK. 🐾🐈⬛🎲
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