{"product_id":"sir-honkington-the-violent-by-mz4250","title":"Sir Honkington the Violent by MZ4250","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHe has sworn an oath of honour to the realm, chosen a lance of noble bearing, and carried a shield into battle — the fact that he is also a goose is, as far as Sir Honkington is concerned, entirely beside the point.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ 32mm scale resin miniature, printed fresh to order in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ Supplied unpainted and ready to prime\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ Compatible with D\u0026amp;D, Pathfinder, and all tabletop RPGs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ Equally at home on the gaming table or the display shelf\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSir Honkington the Violent is precisely the kind of miniature that makes a gaming table. He stands upright with the dignity of a fully armoured knight, wearing a visored great helm complete with a sweeping plume, plate armour across his chest and wings, and greaves protecting his distinctly avian legs. In one wing he carries a kite shield, and from the other rises a long lance pointed at the heavens — or possibly at your ankles, depending on his mood. His rotund, feathered body is barely contained by his armour, and his posture radiates an absolute, unassailable confidence in his own importance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a sculpt by \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mz4250\"\u003eMZ4250\u003c\/a\u003e — the artist renowned for bringing delightful absurdity and genuine craft to the same miniature simultaneously. Sir Honkington walks the line between comedy and character with rare skill: paint him in gleaming silver and gold and he becomes a proud heraldic figure; give him battle-worn rust and mud and he transforms into a veteran of a hundred skirmishes, all of them probably caused by someone standing too close to his bread.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether he serves as a recurring NPC with delusions of grandeur, a Wild Magic mishap made manifest, a Polymorphed paladin cursed by a mischievous fey, or simply the finest chaos agent a Dungeon Master has ever deployed — Sir Honkington demands to be part of your story.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWell-suited for adventurers who:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRun campaigns with whimsy and want a character the table will never forget\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeed a Polymorphed knight or cursed paladin with full conviction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant a recurring NPC villain whose menace is entirely self-declared\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAre painting a comedy relief unit and need a genuine standout centrepiece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSimply believe the world deserves more armoured goose miniatures\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEncounter Hook:\u003c\/strong\u003e The village of Thornwick has not seen peace in a fortnight. A heavily armoured goose — self-styled Sir Honkington the Violent, Knight Paramount of the Third Meadow — has claimed the market square as his sovereign territory and is turning away travellers at lance-point. The mayor is offering a generous reward to anyone who can diplomatically resolve the situation. The party's last three attempts have all ended in honking and at least one Dexterity saving throw.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSingle miniature: Sir Honkington the Violent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSupplied unpainted and unassembled — primed and ready for your brushes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSculpted by \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mz4250\"\u003eMZ4250\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePairs well with \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/beasts\"\u003ebeast encounters\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/wilderness-forest\"\u003ewilderness and forest adventures\u003c\/a\u003e — or explore more from \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mz4250\"\u003eMZ4250\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe cats rolled Persuasion to convince us this was a good business idea. We didn't even ask for a roll.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReady to add this adventurer to your collection? Order today and we'll print it fresh for you here in the UK.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MZ4250","offers":[{"title":"Single Variant","offer_id":58152776794494,"sku":"M-SIR-HONKINGTON-THE-VIOLENT","price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0872\/2520\/5035\/files\/Sir_Honkington_the_Violent.jpg?v=1791152354","url":"https:\/\/mitznsimz.com\/products\/sir-honkington-the-violent-by-mz4250","provider":"MitzNSimz ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}