{"product_id":"orc-grandma-by-dnd-is-a-woman","title":"Orc Grandma by DnD Is A Woman","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eShe didn't survive long enough to earn those wrinkles by being soft — and the bone-lashed walking frame is the last thing most troublemakers ever see.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ 32mm scale resin miniature, printed fresh to order in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ Supplied unpainted and ready to prime\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ Compatible with D\u0026amp;D, Pathfinder, and all tabletop RPGs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ Equally at home on the gaming table or the display shelf\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrc Grandma is one of those miniatures that stops a table cold the moment she hits the mat. Dressed in a full tartan robe with a ruffled collar and a clan medallion at her throat, she is clearly a figure of standing in her community — the kind of elder whose word ends arguments and whose raised fist starts them. Her grey hair is pinned up with brisk practicality, her expression set somewhere between fierce disappointment and barely-contained fury.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat walking frame is the detail that makes this sculpt sing. Lashed together from bones and bound with sinew, it speaks to decades of hard-won survival — and to the fact that orc culture doesn't do anything by halves, not even mobility aids. It's a character statement as much as a prop, and painters will have a field day with the texture contrast between worn bone, tight cordage, and the tartan's crisp geometry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe works equally well as a fearsome matriarch NPC, an unexpected BBEG pulling strings from her clan's longhouse, or a beloved (if terrifying) quest-giver who tests the party's patience before rewarding their loyalty. For adventurers who want their world to feel lived-in and their orcs to feel fully realised, she brings something genuinely rare to the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis miniature is a great choice for adventurers who:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant an orc elder NPC with genuine character and presence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAre building out an orc clan with distinctive social hierarchy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNeed a memorable quest-giver, peacekeeper, or unexpected villain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnjoy miniatures that reward careful painting with rich detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAppreciate sculpts that challenge fantasy tropes with wit and specificity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEncounter Hook:\u003c\/strong\u003e The party arrives at an orc settlement to negotiate safe passage, only to find the clan's chief conspicuously absent. In his place sits Grandma — flanked by two silent warriors, fist resting on her bone frame, eyes already unimpressed. She has heard about what the adventurers did in the valley to the east. She wants a full account. She will decide if the party leaves with their boots on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a multipart miniature supplied unpainted and unassembled. Two base options are available: a plain round base (included with the Plain Base variant) or no base, for adventurers who prefer to source their own or use a custom scenic option.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSculpted by \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dnd-is-a-woman\"\u003eDnD is a Woman\u003c\/a\u003e — visit their collection to explore more of their characterful range.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePairs well with \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/orcs\"\u003eorc warbands and clan encounters\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/grassland-plains\"\u003egrassland and highland campaigns\u003c\/a\u003e — or explore more from \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/dnd-is-a-woman\"\u003eDnD is a Woman\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe got into this for the love of the hobby. The cats got into it for the warmth of the equipment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReady to add this adventurer to your collection? Order today and we'll print it fresh for you here in the UK.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DnD is a Woman","offers":[{"title":"No Base","offer_id":58423969415550,"sku":"DW_DI-ORC-GRANDMA-NB","price":4.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Plain Base","offer_id":58423969448318,"sku":"DW_DI-ORC-GRANDMA-PB","price":4.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0872\/2520\/5035\/files\/Orc_Grandma.jpg?v=1794261344","url":"https:\/\/mitznsimz.com\/products\/orc-grandma-by-dnd-is-a-woman","provider":"MitzNSimz ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}