{"product_id":"mind-pirate-captain-treasures-by-epic-miniatures","title":"Mind Pirate Captain Treasures by Epic Miniatures","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHe commands no ship — only minds — yet the treasure chest he clutches suggests someone, somewhere, made the grave mistake of trusting him with their valuables.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ 32mm scale resin miniature, printed fresh to order in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ Supplied unpainted and ready to prime\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ Compatible with D\u0026amp;D, Pathfinder, and all tabletop RPGs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ Equally at home on the gaming table or the display shelf\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Mind Pirate Captain is one of tabletop gaming's most gloriously unhinged concepts made miniature reality — a mind flayer who has fully committed to the pirate aesthetic. Dressed in a flowing greatcoat with ruffled cuffs, this illithid villain strides with the swagger of someone who has claimed the high seas through sheer psychic dominance. Those writhing facial tentacles hang below a sturdy iron-banded treasure chest that sits atop his shoulders in place of a head — or perhaps that chest is the head. With mind flayers, it is genuinely difficult to say.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe sculpt captures a marvellous tension between high-seas theatrics and deep aberrant horror. The greatcoat billows dramatically, the belt is buckled with mercantile precision, and one hand grips the chest with proprietary confidence — this is not someone who found that treasure. This is someone who psychically compelled the previous owner to hand it over and then forget they ever had it. The pose reads equal parts captain and villain, making this miniature equally suited as a monstrous encounter centrepiece, a BBEG pulling strings from a shadow fleet, or an unhinged NPC running a very cursed trade organisation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor painters, the sculpt rewards layered work on the coat's fabric folds, the metal rivets and hinges of the chest, and the wet, organic texture of the tentacles. A deep oceanic colour scheme — verdigris-tinged blacks, tarnished golds, sea-bleached linen — would let this character feel at home in any nautical horror campaign.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDungeon Masters running nautical horror or sea-faring campaigns who need a memorable aberrant antagonist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePainters drawn to the challenge of blending eldritch flesh tones with period-accurate pirate costume details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCollectors who appreciate miniatures that sit in exactly one perfect niche — and own it completely\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdventurers who want an NPC so specific that players will be talking about him for months after the session\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEncounter Hook:\u003c\/strong\u003e The party is hired to retrieve a merchant's stolen cargo from a pirate vessel anchored in a fog-choked bay. When they board the ghost ship, they find the crew silently working, glassy-eyed and compliant — and at the helm stands the Mind Pirate Captain, one claw resting on a chest the merchant swears he has never seen before, humming a shanty in a register that bypasses the ears entirely.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e32mm scale miniature\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMultipart sculpt — some assembly may be required\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable with or without a decorative base\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSupplied in grey resin, unpainted\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSupported and unsupported variants available\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSculpted by Epic Miniatures\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePairs well with \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/abberations\"\u003eaberration encounters\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/pirate-seafaring\"\u003epirate \u0026amp; seafaring campaigns\u003c\/a\u003e — or explore more from \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/epic-miniatures\"\u003eEpic Miniatures\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMitz \u0026amp; Simz — where the cats use their reaction to demand attention at the least convenient moment, every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReady to add this adventurer to your collection? Order today and we'll print it fresh for you here in the UK.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Epic Miniatures","offers":[{"title":"No Base","offer_id":57978256425342,"sku":"E-6960-MIND-PIRATE-CAPTAIN-TREASURES-MEDIUM-NB","price":4.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Plain Base","offer_id":57978256458110,"sku":"E-6960-MIND-PIRATE-CAPTAIN-TREASURES-MEDIUM-PB","price":4.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0872\/2520\/5035\/files\/6960_-_Mind_Pirate_Captain_Treasures_Medium_1.png?v=1788634923","url":"https:\/\/mitznsimz.com\/products\/mind-pirate-captain-treasures-by-epic-miniatures","provider":"MitzNSimz ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}